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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."
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"Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don't know."
"I just want to be rich enough that I don't have to watch DIY videos on YouTube every time something in my house breaks."
"I like my women like I like my ice cream... Smooth, pale, cold, and recently extracted from a freezer."
"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"
"What did the college student say to a banker? I am forever in your debt."
"People Say It's Annoying When I Talk To Myself... Stop being so hard on yourself."
"""hey we use animals for literally everything else in our lives. lets use our feet for cars."" idiot flintstones. no wonder you're extinct."
"Q: What kind of monkey can fly? A: A hot air baboon."
"Life is alot like a Penis Life is a lot like a Penis simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely... then a women makes it hard"