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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."
Next Joke
"Alright! Everyone that got a DM containing a map to my treehouse, meet there in 15 mins. Those who didn't, maybe consider being nicer to me."
"""What are you doing today?"" ""Nothing."" ""That's what you did yesterday."" ""I'm not done yet."""
"Karma is like 69. You get what you give."
"Would you like to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"
"*Paper beats rock* *Paper beats eggs* *Paper beats his girlfriend* *Paper beats his three year old*"
"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"
"If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes"
"Kiwis are just lemons that forgot to shave."
"ever have sex while camping? it's fucking in tents"