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Joke of the Day

"How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."

"Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!"

"College is like unprotected sex... Good until you get tested"

"why shouldn't you fart in church? you'd have to sit in your own pew."

"The problem with grammar nazis? They're anti-semantic."

"Best jokes from movies What are you best jokes you have heard in a movie?"

"When you're done reading this joke please don't show it to any virgins. They won't get it for a long time."

"*do a little dance* *make a little love* *get kicked out of this funeral*"

"When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say ""You hit like a bit$h."""