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Joke of the Day
"Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !"
Next Joke
"How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent? She starts her sentance with ""A man once told me"""
"Surprised ""too much"" still isn't a serving size."
"Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard"
"You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can't cook don't worry I can"
"If a blue man lives in the blue house and a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house? A white man."
"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."
"So I recently opened a suicide bomb shop in Syria, and it's doing great! Prophets are going through the roof."
"RIP Dense Water Vapour. You will be mist ;("
"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."