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Joke of the Day
"Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !"
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"Don't be sexist. It's just wrong. And being wrong is for women."
"Why do elephants have 4 feet? Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do"
"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."
"The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so, He felt undermined."
"What do you get if you cross an illiterate african american with an illegal hispanic immigrant looking for a green card? A U.S soldier."
"My Dermatologist makes $60 a Pop !"
"What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back."
"I swear if anyone makes fun of Mike Tyson... I'll whoop their ath!"
"Not to brag, but I still fit into the low self-esteem I wore in high school."