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Joke of the Day
"I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! Nobody."
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"Never fall in love with a heroine junky. They got a lot of love, but it's all in vein."
"What's long and black? The unemployment Line."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange? One is wrinkly, sour, and orange. The other gets picked by Mexicans."
"North Korean civilians have been playing the Hunger Games since the 1950s."
"How do you please an Amish woman? 3 Mennonite..."
"What do you call a bear's dick? a weenner the pooh"
"How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb? Over 9000."
"My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"
"I was talking to a Hiroshima survivor about his near death experience... He told me he saw the light"