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Joke of the Day
"I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! Nobody."
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"Forget about sexy, I am bringing good manners back!"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two... One to beat the the room for being black and the other to beat the switch for being broke."
"Forgot to put the salmon in the fridge after dinner so tomorrow for lunch, I'll have the salmon and the shits."
"What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified? (OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)"
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race"
"How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way."
"To this day, no song pumps me up as much as the theme from 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.'"
"How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs? NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN"
"Her: How in the world did we max out the credit card?? Me: Beats me *pushes $20K worth of Care Bears under the bed"