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Joke of the Day

"Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."

"I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora for 3 months and I'm still fat, I'm calling bullshit."

"A farmer goes up to another farmer and says ""if you can guess how many chickens I have... ...I'll give you both of them."" TL;DR: OP is a fag."

"Two competitive silk worms decided to race... ...it ended in a tie."

"These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see."

"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."

"I got 99 problems and the bitch heard me call her a bitch so now I have 100."

"I always keep a windchime next to the bed so I can brush my fingers across it as my lover climaxes"

"There is no solid evidence of global warming... ...it all melted."

"What's a Jewish pyromaniac's favorite explosive? A Mazeltov Cocktail"