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Joke of the Day
"Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don't have a moon where I live."
Next Joke
"I don't have a drinking problem, I'm very good at it"
"Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky."
"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"
"OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!! 1): Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2): Die"
"What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney? You're too young to smoke!"
"Half Indian I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately"
"HILLARY: i'm sick and tired of these baseless accusations THE MEDIA: aha! you see?! she admits it! not only is she sick, she's also tired!"
"*buying a dog* Is this a good dog? ""Oh yeah, very good dog."" Do any tricks? ""No, I'm clean, selling dogs now."""