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Joke of the Day

"The best part of dating a homeless girl is You can drop her off anywhere."

"There were three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."

"did you hear about the flying German pancakes in WW2? they were in the luftwaffle!"

"Things you don't say while attending a group for sex addicts. I'll start... ""I'm glad you came."""

"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car But they're having trouble installing windows"

"Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man his son and his grandson."

"I'll be serving Eggs Benedict on hubcaps for Christmas breakfast. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"My friend was going to Ethiopia, so I asked him ""Have you ever had Ethiopian food?"" ""No, sadly"" ""That's ok, neither have they"""

"How many brits are needed to change a light bulb None they just terminate their apartment contract."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate food before it was cool"