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Joke of the Day

"The best part of dating a homeless girl is You can drop her off anywhere."

"A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens He kept trying to peel the ferns."

"What's more awkward than getting a boner in public? Your girlfriend getting a boner in public."

"The road to Hell is paved with everything that feels like Heaven."

"gynecologist Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose."

"How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in a can."

"What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike."

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive."

"Did you hear the one about Laurence the Roman Pot Smoker? It was High Larrius"