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Joke of the Day

"Tingly feeling You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

"Whenever my anorexic girlfriend says she needs a pee, I never know if she needs the toilet or she's just hungry."

"A single word can make a heart open. That word is ""scalpel."""

"People who say that they're 'just naturally thin' are also just naturally awful."

"Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?"

"Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits."

"Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school."

"There are 16 types of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest."

"I put my pants on just like everyone else: reluctantly."

"I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs."