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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of two lesbians marrying? Two cooks in the house."
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"What does a West Virginia woman say after sex? Git off me Pa, you're squishing my smokes."
"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition.. ...And later discovered that he had seriously misunderstood the objective."
"*wind starts wearimg sunglases adn 90s clothes* *wind starts recitimg will smith raps* wow this is som realy fresh air"
"Hi, I'm your son's teacher, Ms. Frizzle. Funny story, your kid is dead and inside a tortoise"
"What do you call a Nazi who survived the war? A veterinarian"
"Get Married... Then you'll never have to make a simple decision alone again."
"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""
"What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton"
"Anal piercings are just a pain in the ass I'm so sorry"