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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open when she brings it to you"
Next Joke
"Not to brag but I can still fit in my culturally-defined gender roles from high school!"
"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round.......and laughed and laughed and laughed."
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"
"""Its a boy"", he shouted. ""It's a BOY! I still can't believe it! Tears rolling down his eyes, swearing never to come back to Thailand again."
"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is f*cking ridiculous."
"What can be served but not eaten? A tennis ball."
"Pro is the opposite of con right? Well then what is the opposite of congress?"
"A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 martinis ...and shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."
"GOOD COP: Tell us what you know BAD COP: Or we'll turn up the heat DAD COP: DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DAMN THERMOSTAT"