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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open when she brings it to you"
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"On your resume under skills it says pickpocket? Is that right? (interviewer looks up) (he is wearing only underwear and I'm gone)"
"Why would Gabe Newell be a better world leader than Hitler? There'd be no World War 3."
"I keep misreading ISS as ISIS... ...so I was very confused when we were sending ISIS The Martian"
"The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: ""Got a new joke for you."" NSA: ""Heard it."""
"Wanted to buy a 17th century European castle but I'm baroque."
"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"
"Mega Bites by Amos Quito"
"What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies? ya'll watch this!"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"