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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"
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"what did mick jagger say when he caught hugh hefner and dennis weaver in the bedroom together? hey, hugh, get off of mccloud."
"It's not Amy Schumer's fault that she steals... .. She probably picked it up from all the black guys she banged."
"Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field."
"What the japanese version of mission impossible? Miso impossible"
"Why should you always invite Amish people to a party? They know how to raise the roof."
"did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is OK now."
"There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,"
"My girlfriend is like the sun... She's bright, cheerful, and she goes down every night."
"I don't have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with... Because I play video games."