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Joke of the Day

"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"

"Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th Turd-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!"

"What is a cat's favorite breakfast? Mice crispies."

"My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries."

"What did the horse get on his blood test B Neigh-getive"

"In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings."

"What would MLK be if he was alive? White"

"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I don't pay a garbanzo bean $100 to go on my face."

"The Internet lets the world instantly know my thought but...they can't make a microwave that I can put metal in. Someone isn't trying."

"What idiot called it British conjoined twins and not chapstick?"