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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"
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"Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary"
"Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 explodes."
"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"
"Why was the 1 year old Ethiopian boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis."
"I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal drinking I'm just taking a shot in the dark."
"What did the fish say when it bumped its head? Dam."