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Joke of the Day
"Why was the 1 year old Ethiopian boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis."
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"I wonder what it's like to have sex in zero gravity... Or even in regular gravity."
"What did PSY say when he choked on a burger? Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style."
"Why do Catholics not fight during church? Because Mass-Debating is wrong (read it out loud)"
"Today I have been sober for 100 days. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total."
"What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !"
"I would request a bunch of Ambien as my last meal so I would look hardcore as hell by falling asleep at my own execution"
"Hey everyone. I created a new word today. Plagiarism."
"The Quark joke Mad they are, the up is not the top. The down is no the bottom, they can be charming but also strange because they only stick to the same sex."
"3 days ago I ate my daughters's m&m's while she was napping. When she woke I told her the cat ate 'em She's still mad at the cat. Dumb kid."