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Joke of the Day
"Why was the 1 year old Ethiopian boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis."
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"I asked when my gym membership was up and the dude said ""day before Valentine's Day"" like I'm some genius who knows when Valentine's Day is."
"I was going to tell a straight joke... Vagina fuck it"
"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"
"Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut."
"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky... Otherwise they would've called it a teethbrush!"
"So, I saw Simba walking today.. and he was walking too slow. So I told him ""C'mon! Mufasa""! Edited for a bit more for clarity.."
"""What is your reason for divorce?"" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'"
"Why do Irish women have small nipples? If they were any bigger their babies would get alcohol poisoning."
"Make sure that nobody ever invades your personal space by constantly hula hooping wherever you go."