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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris died a few hours ago. Don't worry, he's fine now."
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"Photons don't have mass. Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?"
"A jokey named Chris is running late for his race... ...his coach points at his horse and yells ""Chris top her"" Edit: Spelling"
"How many illegals will it take to build Trump's wall? Too many to document."
"[shady nighttime meeting at the aquarium] AQUARIUM EMPLOYEE: eels are already pretty slippery man ME: shut up and help me butter them"
"I thought air was free until I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips!"
"Did you hear about the guy who accidently used super glue instead of lube while having sex? He's now a man trapped in a woman's body.."
"Autocorrect is like my girlfriend. It always changes what I said to something I didn't mean."
"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."
"What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web? Your keyboard."