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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when it bumped its head? Dam."

"Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?.... ..because they've got a lot on their mind."

"a joke about pizza On second thoughts it's a bit too cheesy..."

"So I met a Jewish girl at the bar last night... [NSFW] She asked me for my number so I wrote it on her arm. Haven't heard from her since..."

"A man got a car for his wife Now, thats what you call a good trade."

"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)"

"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang. It just says I can't get within 50ft of you. You wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"

"Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon? Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!"

"My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted ."

"What's green and not heavy? Light green"