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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when it bumped its head? Dam."
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"Why is the letter ""O"" everywhere? Because it's a round U."
"Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out...... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile."
"What do robots eat? A bit of this and a byte of that. Courtesy of /u/DabsyGalore here http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dnslv/i_made_a_working_rollercoaster_using_only_canned/c9s630i"
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"people who can fall asleep quickly freak me out don't they have thoughts"
"You know you have a weight problem when even your car insults you. It flashes the word ABS at me and won't stop."
"Whats the difference between Harambe and a African child? People give a shit about Harambe"
"Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless the question is ""What are you gonna do this weekend, Pauly?"""
"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."