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Joke of the Day

"Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend either the car is new or the girlfriend is."

"I'll always be here for you.... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you."

"So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?"

"Plumber ditches wife Plumber Ditches his wife. ""Its Over-Flo"""

"I like my slaves how I like my coffee Free"

"What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf? Nothing, they're both dead stars."

"I bet no one's had as many concussions as the guy who invented nunchucks."

"Have you seen the new Asian cookbook? ""How to wok your dog."" Credit goes to my friend Steve"

"A fellow peon told me he loved kids, you can't beat them i said you can but it's generally frowned upon."

"Review of Black Holes: Zero Stars"