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Joke of the Day
"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""
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"whats brown and... What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."
"What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons."
"""I see your face and raise you a boner."" - a fun way for a poker player to tell his girlfriend she's attractive"
"Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song."
"Starbucks needs a separate line for people who say ""um"""
"Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."
"Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but ""German engineering"" is also why I don't have so many cousins today."
"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!"
"Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back? The mall is hiring new Santas."