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Joke of the Day
"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""
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"Don't shop when hungry. Don't date when horny. Don't update your status when drunk"
"I'm no blood spatter expert, but by the look of this bathroom floor, you're pulling your tampons out way too fast."
"What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken? Just the tiger"
"You have to remember to be sensitive with jokes about the events in Paris. One mean joke and the reaction could be Explosive"
"Why do the Romans use more eggs in their omelets than the French? Because the Romans feel that when it comes to eggs, you can't have too many ovum. But in France, they believe that one egg is un ouef."
"This is the most offensive joke I know What's the best part about having sex with a six year old? Watching her fall apart on the witness stand."
"""I'm in your city"". me: ok. enjoy it."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue...? ... he drank his coffee *before it was cool.*"
"What does Hodor start off his day with? Raisin' Bran."