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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me my dick was two inches bigger than her ex!! Then it dawned on me she used to be a lesbian :("

"2016: The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years."

"What did the bed say to the sleepy man? ""I want you inside me"""

"Which color do Colombian communists hate the most? *Greengos*"

"What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast? Nobody ever says ""Thank you for your service"" to the latter."

"What's white and washes your socks? Your wife."

"There are two kinds of people in this world... People who can extrapolate on incomplete information...."

"The hot blonde walked up to the bartender and asked for a double entendre... The bartender gave it to her."

"Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses? Because they always get the tip"

"When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?"