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Joke of the Day

"In 2011 it is more normal to have 0 or 2 dads than 1 dad"

"Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant? Here teacher said to go home and do her ""essay""."

"Sometimes I look out over the new construction in my city, old ground being dug up to make room for the new, and I think to myself: I really should have buried the bodies somewhere else."

"You can't fix stupid but you can fantasize about slapping the shit out of it."

"I must be fucking great in the sack Every girl I've ever had sex with has told me she wishes it had been longer!"

"Did you hear about the murderer in India? he was a very sikh man"

"Why was the legless man immortal? Because he couldn't kick the bucket."

"There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work."

"Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam. From now on, he will call himself ""Muslim Shady."""

"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns ... It's a play on words."