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Joke of the Day
"In 2011 it is more normal to have 0 or 2 dads than 1 dad"
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"How I reacted to the Fine Bros controversy... [deleted]"
"What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."
"Wanna see a joke? Look at your dick"
"Someone recently discovered the mathematical formula underpinning every Beatles song ever! She got the Strawberry Fields Medal."
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" *knock knock ""I said, 'Who's there?'"" *knock knock ""......Hello?"" ......*doorknob jiggles ""The fuck?!"""
"Home Alone is so unrealistic, the robbers aren't even black!"
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme."
"Just realised why careers advisors are shit they couldn't even pick their own career"
"If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clowns Go for the juggler"