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Joke of the Day
"What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi :D"
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"Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of ""You had so much potential"" with a steaming side of ""You shoulda married Jeff."""
"[i get a phone call] ""Hi we'd like to talk to you about your tweets"" ME: Wow thank you but I don't do interviews ""This is the police"""
"Time travel I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time, watch... I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time..."
"The base is under assault! NaCl NH3"
"are those your eyebrows, or did you headbutt a box of Sharpies"
"If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism."
"My Guitar E string broke... On another note, the D String is fine!"
"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."
"Dear Dairy There sure are a lot of cows around here."