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Joke of the Day

"83 yo man, ""You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl"". Me: ""I'm caucasian"". Him, ""Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me""."

"What did Black-Della wear? Whatever her Massa chooses."

"I got picked on in Highschool: I was cut from the football team & failed the cheerleading tryouts on the same day they fired me as principal"

"""Dean, what do you think is a reasonable price point for a chocolate cake?"" ""Good question, Deluca. I'm gonna say $95."""

"A guy walks into a bar ... and orders a drink."

"What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait? 2B or not 2B?"

"Alright, time for a Twitter spelling bee! First word: ""their"", meaning ""belongs to them."" Alright, that only leaves 14 of you left standing."

"I thought about buying used toilet paper But I hear it's pretty shitty"

"Apparently I have a black person in my family tree... If you look in my backyard he's still hanging there!"

"He who stands on a toilet is high on pot."