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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an octopus laugh? By giving it ten tickles *badumts*"
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"What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business? Underlay! Underlay!"
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"Why do lesbians never cook? Because they eat out."
"What's worse than a moron? A lessoff."
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"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"What does eighty year old pussy taste like? Depends."