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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business? Underlay! Underlay!"
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"I attended a festival this weekend with premium pay porta-johns.. They had a special, 2 for the price of 1."
"Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell."
"If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you."
"[Dirty] Surveys show ... Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."
"What do you call Neil deGrasse Tyson pouring champagne all over his naked chest? An astro-fizzy-tits"
"I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else's."
"HIPPO: I'm really heavy ZIPPO: I'm a little lighter"
"What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."
"(NSFW) What do crocs and a blow job from a dude have in common? They both feel good until you look down."