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Joke of the Day

"Why do lesbians never cook? Because they eat out."

"If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview."

"My friends are taking me to a restaurant called DogHouse ""Is that a Korean place?"""

"My Girlfriend assured me that a small penis should never be an issue in a loving relationship.. But I still wish she didn't have one at all."

"America: School 6-18 should be free. More than free! MANDATORY ""Hey can you cover school 19-22 also?"" No that's socialism ""19-20?"" SOCIALISM"

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent."

"The Hunger Games is the thinking girls Twilight I don't dislike Hunger Games but everyone over 20 knows this is a joke."

"I got a bracelet that posts where I ran, and how far to facebook, and I put it on a deer. So it just looks like I'm lost in the woods."

"Weekend special: What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper"

"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."