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Joke of the Day
"What does eighty year old pussy taste like? Depends."
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"Alexander Godunov Is Alexander a good dancer?"
"What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others? Your name! -"
"I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy."
"What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half."
"Really?? EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting? Seems kind of implausible..."
"How the name WIFE was invented They took 1st and last 2 letters of WILDLIFE and invented WIFE :)"
"What's Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigher."
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
"How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake."