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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a moron? A lessoff."
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"Underwear... Because every present needs to be wrapped."
"Your mom thinks she's anorexic Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a fat woman."
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"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07."
"What do you call a female Israelite? A Shebrew"
"If you want to make God laugh.... ...tell him your plans."
"I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World. So I took them to our local fish market, saying, ""Shhhh... they're all asleep."""
"What is a Jews favorite part of porn? The moneyshot"
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim...."