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Joke of the Day

"People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison."

"I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings"

"What happens when you piss off a blind mobster Your neighbor gets a horse ass in their bed."

"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."

"what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste"

"Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog... The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister."

"I like my women how i like my wine 12 years old and locked up in my basement. sorry i had to"

"Sometimes it's fun to randomly shout, ""Hey, asshole!"" in a crowd, just to see who turns around."

"What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? One sees a glass half full, the other doesn't care because the glass is going to fall and break anyways."

"If I had known I was going to have this much shit to do at work today I wouldn't have come in sober"