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Joke of the Day

"FUN FACT: The Olsen twins were actually triplets but Mary ate her sister Kate in utero and that's why she has two names"

"When does Hillary Clinton have sex with Bill? maybe never but Bernie sanders lost big time in the primary today."

"Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars? A Walken humidor."

"How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: ""Pick-a-jew""!"

"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""

"The man who invented PIN numbers and ATM machines has died. May he RIP in peace."

"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs."

"hey girl, are you into adopting animals? Because I will probably pee in your bed and run away"

"Nicholas Cage was only good in FaceOff because he was played by John Travolta."

"Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry."