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Joke of the Day

"When does Hillary Clinton have sex with Bill? maybe never but Bernie sanders lost big time in the primary today."

"knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!"

"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"

"I'm not saying don't trust the internet but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of ipads I've won & the number of ipads I own."

"what did the trash can say to the paper recycling bin? 'you're just white trash'"

"If I was a smart thief, do you know what I would rob? A book store."

"How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ? You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction."

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? **ONLY ONE** But the light bulb has to want to change."

"When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include ""being fucking awesome at everything."""

"The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck."