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Joke of the Day
"Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry."
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"Who was the greatest female author in German history? Ann Schluss. Her books had a way of taking over Czechoslovakia and Austria in particular. edit: Czechoslovakia & Austria"
"I hate when Netflix asks if I'm still watching. You really think I got my life together in the last 2 hours?"
"[caution: black joke] If a person's last name is Black, there's every chance he/she is not of African American origin. - Because slaves don't need surnames."
"What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor? Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children"
"Kids these days have it real easy. There weren't as many paedophiles in my day. I had to buy my own candy."
"Testing, please ignore Test^(ing)"
"What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership? My newt."
"I have no problem feeding my kid something that fell on the floor, so I get it, restaurant employees."
"Two guys are walking down the street........ .....and come upon a dog, licking his balls. The first guy says to the second guy, ""I wish I could do that!"". The second guy says, ""That dog'll bite you!""."