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Joke of the Day

"How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: ""Pick-a-jew""!"

"The first woman on the moon. ""Houston we have a problem."" What? ""nevermind"" What's the problem?? ""nothing"" Please tell us!? ""You know what the problem is."""

"What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !"

"A hip-hop artist went to the shop to buy some cigarettes. He bought one pack for himself, and another for his hip-hop artist friend. He bought Tupac's."

"Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, ""That completes my order"" before they ask."

"When I become a ghost, Im going to leave messages in blood, but theyre gonna be overwhelmingly positive, like ""You're Doing A Great Job"""

"What did the dog say to the man? Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk."

"What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head? A subturban!"

"my dad is like boost mobile. where you at dog? ;("

"What were the redditor's last thoughts at suicide-bomber camp? Wow, this really blew up, thanks guys!"