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Joke of the Day
"hey girl, are you into adopting animals? Because I will probably pee in your bed and run away"
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"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."
"She can't leave if you're wearing all of her clothes."
"What's the top song by the Vietnamese Beatles? Rice Fields Forever."
"*drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *checks for abs, finds a clown"
"My four levels of drunk: 1. Bouncy 2. Slide-y 3. Slurry 4. Turtle stuck on its back"
"What did one testicle say to the other? ""Hey I hear your neighbor's a real dick"""
"If mankind has learned one thing from human history, I'd be stunned."
"I can see your camouflage pants, so they're not working."
"I remember the first time I used a Universal Remote Control I thought to myself: ""Well, this changes everything."""