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Joke of the Day
"Nicholas Cage was only good in FaceOff because he was played by John Travolta."
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"PREGNANT CASHIER: Have a great day ME: Thanks, have a great baby"
"Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them I'll start: What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Rotten eggs"