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Joke of the Day

"You remember the singer Gotye? Do you know what he's doing these days? Or would you say he's just somebody that you used to know?"

"And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no ""non creepy"" way to ask where the Vaseline is."

"My ex and I broke up because she said she couldn't be with someone who wanted her to change. I just wanted her to stop sleeping with my friends."

"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."

"What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry? [OC] Cantaloupes."

"*Hands you a handbasket* You know what to do......."

"The world is becoming too politically correct You can't even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say ""Lamar can you please paint the fence""."

"Why don't Geordies use scales? Because they can weigh things by eye man."

"I fill my pockets with glitter so when people ask me for money, I can turn them out to show that I'm broke, but still a little fancy."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and my refrigerator? My fridge doesn't shit on me when I pull my meat out of it!"