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Joke of the Day

"What does laundry day and the 1950's have in common Color separation"

"Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate? They don't want to see their little boy grow into a fat man."

"Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!"

"I saw my buddy Barry Goldstein at the casino the other night. It was very un-jew-sual."

"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark."

"Can someone please explain this joke to me? How do you get the elephant out of the theatre? You can't. It's in his blood."

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association."

"The girl that cut my hair said ""Is there anything else I can do for you?"" and now I'm permanently banned from Famous Hair."

"My Mexican teacher asked for a 2 page essay, he wasn't happy when I brought him Juan. Thought this up in the car and thought the nice people of the Internet would want to know :)"

"Did you hear that they upgraded the lighting system on the Goodyear blimp? Now they call it the LED zeppelin."