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Joke of the Day
"What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry? [OC] Cantaloupes."
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"Normal Person (being inconvenienced): I deserve better than this Me (being stabbed w/swords): I'm so sorry for getting blood on your swords"
"Children are like farts... ...You can only tolerate your owns"
"What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap? A log!"
"Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?"
"Here's one for you 369"
"A skeleton walks into a bar.... ...asks for a pint and a mop."
"when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day"
"What do tornadoes and blondes have in common? When they show up there's a lot of sucking and blowing, but when they're gone, your house and car are gone too."
"How do you kill a book? You break its spine."