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Joke of the Day

"And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no ""non creepy"" way to ask where the Vaseline is."

"Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion."

"Do you believe in love at first site? A boy asked a girl: ""Do you believe in love at first site?"". The Girl replied, ""No"". The boy phewed and said: ""We should meet again then"". Ultimate Thug Life."

"Doctor's Office Visit The doctor asked me how my bowel movements have been lately, I told him very dark. He asked me to describe so I said, ""every time i look into the bowl, it spells out 'DIE'"""

"In Soviet Russia... Joke kills you."

"What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone."

"Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan? At the infideli counter."

"This year I've decided I'm going to exercise religiously... That means I'm going to work out on Easter and Christmas and I'm done."

"Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good."

"What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ? The White Wizzer"