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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Geordies use scales? Because they can weigh things by eye man."
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"What's the definition of ""relative humidity"" in Arkansas? The amount of sweat you can lick off your fathers balls after sex."
"A priest and a rabbi Are walking past a school, the priest says to the rabbi hey want to screw a little boy and the rabbi says to the priest screw him out of what?!"
"A boy at church was asked if he knew what the resurrection was. ""Yes, and if it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor."""
"Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention? It does not help to imagine people in their underwear."