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Joke of the Day
"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."
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"Sex is like snow. You never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last."
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"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."
"What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink? Affogato!"
"If cats could text you back, they wouldn't."
"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder. One more...what's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. I'm so sorry"
"What would reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets"
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"What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common? They're always rebooting."