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Joke of the Day
"What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight"
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"I wish my condoms had little jokes on them, instead of in them."
"Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake? It wasn't his fault."
"""Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs."" - inventor of Whopper Candies."
"afraid Alone in my room and and thinking someone is also there lol."
"If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions"
"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."
"A person on this website accused me of writing ""a thousand bad jokes"" and I was like wow that's a weird way to say you like 7000 of my jokes"
"The other day I walked up to a homeless person. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'I thought you were homeless!'"
"thesaurus had the greatest vocabulary of all the dinosaurs"