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Joke of the Day
"What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight"
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"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? ""ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"""
"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself."
"Doctor Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!"
"Never get drunk before you write your grocery list. You'll end up adding things like ""vegetables"" and ""someone who will marry me."""
"What's the worst part about viewing porn on a windows computer? The sticky keys."
"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""
"How do you cut the Roman empire in half? You use a pair of Caesars"
"If they ever make an alcoholic drink that tastes like a burrito I'll be dead within 5 hours."
"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."