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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."

"Fat chicks are like masturbation. Totally fine to do in the privacy of your own home, but you should be ashamed to be caught in public."

"[NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."

"what idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks"

"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."

"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow redditor? [deleted]"

"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to think of it, and another to repost it a day later."

"What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!"

"Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat."

"6yo wants to ""have a conversation"" with the class bully's parents. Either he's mature beyond his years or he's a mobster."