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Joke of the Day
"If they ever make an alcoholic drink that tastes like a burrito I'll be dead within 5 hours."
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"What do you call a gay indian? A Brave Sucker Best friends dad coughed this one up to his son-in-law that was native american."
"Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything."
"Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."
"Can someone please tell me????? What does the fox say?"
"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."
"What do you call a woman flying a plane? A pilot, you sexist!"
"What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!"
"What do Peacocks mate with? Peacunts"