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Joke of the Day
"How do you cut the Roman empire in half? You use a pair of Caesars"
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"Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky!"
"Did you hear about the prostitute who got fired for going on strike? She just didn't give a fuck."
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"what's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke."
"Best thing about being a hermit? No peer pressure."
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..."
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"Him: why doesn't anyone want me? Me: I want you. Him: why doesn't anyone else want me?"
"What do the ninja turtles say when bad guys ask them where they learnt to fight Master splinter tortoise"