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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about viewing porn on a windows computer? The sticky keys."
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"A masked insurgent goes home The insurgent knocks on the door. ""Who is it?"" asks a young woman The insurgent replies: ""I, sis"""
"Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested"
"My girlfriend told me that if I were a tree, she'd want me to be a Christmas tree so she could spruce me up I told her she'd probably be a huge birch"
"What's the definition of a masochist with necrobeastiality tendencies? Someone who literally gets off beating a dead horse."
"Do you know why black people are so good at basketball? Because they steal, shoot, and run!"
"You prefer white wine over red? For god's sake, try and see the world with some claret-y"
"I heard laughter is the best medicine, so I went to the local hospital, found some cancer patients, and laughed at them."
"Jesus loves you is comforting to hear in church, but terrifying to hear in a Mexican prison."
"What is will? A little bitch"