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Joke of the Day

"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? ""ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"""

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"Q: Why won't a bike stand up by itself? A: It's two tired."
"We everyone, I wish a of you ovey people a happy christmas, ive ife to the fu est, and make merry with a your fami ies. crap sorry, noel."
"There was a fight outside a chippy the other day.... ... a poor cod got battered"
"A man goes on reddit to read some jokes Only to find out that the same jokes keep appearing on every page!"
"Of course I'm not leaving. I'm just going to step outside for a minute. (Runs to car)"
"gonna start my first youtube channel and post my first youtube video and the first thing i will say is ""hi sorry i haven't posted in awhile"""
"Homeless guy walking by this bar patio looked at me and said ""I'm your future,"" and I was like ""Sweet, we have a cool beard."""
"I Hate everyone! Angry guy: I HATE EVERYONE Random guy: Sir, how can you hate me? You dont even know me.. Angry guy: Hello my name is George.. Random Guy: Im Max.. George: OK, now fuck you Max"
"I too was once a male trapped in a female body... But then my mother gave birth."