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Joke of the Day

"Can we please be straight here- when you hit the wrong key by accident, that is a typo. When you can't spell the word, that is NOT a typo."

"What do you call someone who has sex for spaghetti? A pastatute."

"My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a ""father-son"" picnic and he invited his father"

"Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster."

"How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed? Two and a half minutes."

"What do you get when two giraffes collide? a giraffic jam!"

"My friends started a new bar band... Drums, guitars, keyboard and bass guitar. They call themselves 999 Megabytes cuz they don't have a Gig yet."

"What do hostages eat? #ThingsYouDontAskAlexa"

"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"

"The word tag is confusing. It can mean spray paint or touch someone & they're it. Either way, there's a purple kid in my neighborhood now"