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Joke of the Day

"Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster."

"I'm just a girl trying to keep up with a guy on my Fitbit challenge who may be walking out more sexual frustration than me"

"What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu? A bull shiht"

"Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"

"Can a ninja throw projectile weapons? Shuriken!"

"I have an irrational fear of elevators I always feel like they are going to let me down someday."

"One day, you wake up and everyone has a number over their heads. The number is counting down by the second. Eventually, someone's number reaches zero, and.... They sneeze. Their number resets."

"There's something about a mousetrap that I can't quite put my finger on."

"What a group of musical chemists called? Butane Clan"

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The Wall was their last big hit. (ripped off a dark jokes thread a while back)"