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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who has sex for spaghetti? A pastatute."

"I visited the new aviary everyone's talking about but I think it's for the birds."

"Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way? He was galactose intolerant."

"The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"" said Jose, age 6."

"*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""?"

"I heard 9/10 Redditors are dumb... I'm so glad to be part of the 1%"

"You're so ugly that You're so ugly when you went to the store to get your photos developed they threw away the memory card"

"Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"True Fact: If you write a suicide note that rhymes, it also works as a country-western song."

"I always choose a political party with good snacks. Wait, that's how I choose a house party. And it's a dumb way to choose a house party."