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Joke of the Day
"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"
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"I hope we're past the point in naval technology where loose lips still have the potential to sink ships."
"East and West Germany In West Germany your job determines your Marks. In East Germany Marx determines your job."
"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself."
"Rather than trying to ""change"" your passwords, accept them for their imperfections and they will grow stronger than you can possibly imagine"
"I hit the snooze button so many times this morning I think we might be engaged now"
"What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together? Alloys."
"Brexit is like traffic Rest of the EU is right even if the British left."
"Women are like concrete.. You've gotta keep 'em wet and moving 'til you're done laying it."