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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back."

"There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time."

"I've got a runny nose. edit: thanks for the cold!"

"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming"

"What is stephen Hawking's favorite food? His shoulder."

"I remember back in the day when you had to roll up a tiny scroll and give it to a falcon to tweet"

"Women, give them an inch and they'll want all eight."

"I'm just sick of the mixed signals, babe. One second you're changing your phone number and the next you're filing a restraining order."

"Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito"

"My husband grabbed a lightsaber and challenged our daughter to a battle. She ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife."